Sunday, October 9, 2011

What no one told me about becoming a parent....

That breastfeeding would suck...I'm a slave to my pumps (My rented Medela Symphony AND my Ameda Purely Yours Ultra)
-but I know its best

That you have point a boys private DOWNWARD unless you like pee pee coming UPWARD
-but it only took one time of getting pee on him, me, and the wall to figure it out

That I would eventually have to let go and put him in his big boy crib
-but I don't wanna...I like him in the same room with me (just not in the same bed)

That you'd rather spend hours gazing into your son's eyes instead of the tv, computer, phone etc.

That I really did need that Boppy in order to save my poor arm

That I really did need a bottle sanitizer especially when its 2 am and you are out of bottles and your son is wailing like a banshee and YOU want to wail like a banshee.

That we would go through 250 diapers in two weeks.

I'm sure I can add more as time goes on :)